Reasons to fire your children #1

Act 1, Scene 1: Family Woodbon are driving home from the zoo.

Daughter: Sing Mummy! Sing!

Me (singing) (like an angel/Dolly Parton): Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen, pour myself a cup of ambition and yawn and stretch and try to come alive…

Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumping, out on the street the traffic starts jumping with folks like me, on the job from nine to five.

Working nine to fii..

Daughter: No like it Mummy.

Me (face like thunder): WHAT?!

Note: For those of you that are somehow not aware, Dolly Parton is the greatest living person on this planet.

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