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#lowfatdiet update: day 7

Posted by Kate Woodroffe

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#lowfatdiet update: day 7, a.m. I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT CARROT CAKE.

#illegalfoodstuffs #hoveringclosetoinsanity

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Feb·11

#lowcarbdiet update: day 6

Posted by Kate Woodroffe

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#lowcarbdiet update: day 6, have totally gone off food

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Feb·10

#lowcarbdiet update: day 5

Posted by Kate Woodroffe

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Feeling really dodgy. Can’t decide whether it’s the #lowcarbdiet or the fact that 8yo girl’s done my hair in braids




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Feb·09

#lowcarbdiet update: day 3

Posted by Kate Woodroffe

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#lowcarbdiet update: day 3 = tired 😑 #carbflu

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Feb·06

#lowcarbdiet update: also day 2

Posted by Kate Woodroffe

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I have never wanted a banana more #lowcarbdiet #hoveringclosetoinsanity

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Feb·05

#lowcarbdiet update: day 2

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#lowcarbdiet update: day 2 = irritable

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Feb·05

Dieting next steps

Posted by Kate Woodroffe

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Goodbye #slimfastdiet, hello #lowcarbdiet. Let’s see if I can actually LOSE weight this time 🤞🏼🤞🏼

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Feb·04

#slimfastdiet the result

Posted by Kate Woodroffe

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#slimfastdiet the result: I have GAINED 1 pound! FML

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Feb·04

Wrinkles hiding

Posted by Kate Woodroffe

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SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BORN IN 1984 TONIGHT!!!! #toodarktoseewrinkles

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Feb·03

8yo beauty care

Posted by Kate Woodroffe

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LOVING my new nails 😬 #8yobeautician #hoveringclosetoinsanity

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Feb·03

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Joni’s Word of the Week

This week's word is "Mergency".

As in "It's a mergency!", "These my mergency legs!", etc

Frank’s phrase of the week

This week's phrase is "No please".

As in "Would you like some carrots Frank?" "No please."

Joni’s fashion tips:

Illusion of curves

Today Joni displays a casual, yet classy ensemble featuring a pair of retro sunglasses on her midriff to give her the 'illusion of curves'.

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